Here at the Phone Slut Diary all names have been changed to protect the insatiably guilty. In case you're wondering where the replacement names come from, well let's just say anagrams are a hobby of mine.

The recurring characters that pop in and out of the days of my life are comprised of:

Johns - The types of callers and memorable clients I run across in the course of my phone slut workday.

Mis Amigos - The ever wacky, occasionally serious, always entertaining clan of my on-line/off-line compadres and compatriots.