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Thursday  - October 30, 2003
Behind Bars


I have been a little hard to reach lately and for that, I’m sorry. I had the chance to jump at a nice vacation and so, I took it. Seasons changing and all that. Plus, I have to go to a wedding on the 7th in Miami so..ugh. You’ll just have to enjoy me while ya can, boys. 

Speaking of enjoying me, I had a delicious new treat from a new caller on Monday. Derry Shoe Jr. is a type of john that is not uncommon and, as such, I’m flabbergasted that it hasn’t come up before. 

So, let’s talk about Caged Heat Johns, shall we?

Women in prison is a fantasy that many guys apparently delight in and once upon a time I didn’t get it. But if you talk to enough people for whom it is a slippery delight, you start to grasp the concept. 

Generally Caged Heat Johns can be divided up into two categories those who like the girl-on-girl rape riot action and those who want to be lascivious guards that force said prison sluts to “earn their keep.” Being the non-consent miscreant that I am, the guards are my favorite flavor of this particular fetish.

And so when Derry decided to take me aside from the line up and push me into a room with no windows for my strip search I was only too happy to oblige. There is something about being stripped and humiliated under the unmerciful glare of florescent lighting that just makes a girl feel dirty. And with dirty comes the opportunity to use terribly nasty phrases like “cumslurping, jizz-whore” and other such colorful vocabulary that trip decadently off the tongue. 

Why yes, I do kiss my mother with this mouth.

But THAT’S a whole other set of fantasies.



P.S. Enjoy Halloween and keep in mind that I will probably be logged out between 5pm and 7pm EST tomorrow. I just don’t want to risk kiddies on my doorstep getting an advanced education in deep-throated moaning. I have enough to explain to my housing affiliation on a regular basis and I prefer for the word “exhibitionism” not to appear in my file…again.


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