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Thursday  - August 12, 2004
Hurricane Charley

Due to mandatory evacuations attributed to Hurricane Charley I’ll not be available this weekend. I’m grabbing the pup and scuttling to safer digs; I’ll be back as soon as the sunshine returns. Feel free to dial one of my naughty phone slut friends (1-87-SEX-DIARY) who are NOT in the path of said weather temper tantrum. I’d feel better if SOMEONE is able to make a living this weekend ;-P.

How humiliating is it to have to evacuate your home due to a hurricane named “Charley.” Is that the geekiest name you have ever seen? What’s next? Hurricane Barbie? They need to name these things Mephisto or Leroy Brown or something with BITE. Charley? Ugh. 

And, why yes, those of you who remember my history that *IS* false bravado. I’m getting the hell out of Dodge and I’m none too happy about the next 24 hours.

I’m asking anyone that reads my diary and enjoys it to donate whatever you feel you can to the Red Cross. It doesn’t matter where this thing hits, someone is going to need help and the Red Cross will be there to give it.

If you live on the West Coast of FL, please take this seriously. I know it’s the 11th hour, but it’s not too late to gather up your important papers and valuables and head for a shelter. If you can’t protect your home, protect yourself. And if you live in a mobile or prefabricated home, please just go. No matter what you think, it’s NOT going to be okay to remain there.

Be safe, be smart…get some for me!





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