A Banner Day
Web design. Let`s talk about THAT, shall we?
The more I work on this site, the more I realize I don`t know dick about working on this website. See those buttons over on the left? Well, my bright idea was to create three sets of rotating banners. There would be three spots and each of those buttons would flash every 30 seconds or so, and poof - instant happiness. And wouldn`t THAT just be nifty skippy?
Why, yes. It would.
This is why I get paid to talk about fucking. I KNOW how to do that.
Speaking of things I know, there is a new section on the site. Special Features. This includes a small essay called Birth of a Phone Sex Slut that gives you a little insight as to how I developed my phone sex fetish. It might surprise you. Also, you`ll find my Muppet Sex Report. Hopefully both are worth a few grins and giggles.
I`m off to go piss on a copy of the Front Page instruction booklet. I know it doesn`t help, but it makes me feel better.
Besides. Wanna bet me that I can get a john to pay for it when I`m done?